Atheist Haiku of the Month- Canada Day Edition

This is a typical Canada Day

It's Canada Day

God didn't do it, we did

Proud and Canadian

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Summer Edition

WAIT! It's Sunday.... that better be holy water!

Summer Vacation

More family and less church

stop wasting Sundays

Atheist Haiku of the Month- April Fools Edition

God is logical

God is loving and moral

......

I just can't do it.

Atheist Haiku of the Month- New Years edition

A whole new year to hear more science denial!

3, 2, 1 NEW YEARS!

Will rational thought come too?

Not with religion...

PS- 

Got Resolutions?

break em down into small parts

they're too big to carry

  

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Holiday Edition

HURRY take the pic, my legs are cramping!

It's the holidays

it's for family and friends 

not flight of fancy

PS- Remember, not everyone believes as you do but we don't have to push our beliefs in order to push our well wishes.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Rememberance Day Edition

Soldiers, whether they're,

Jew, Muslim, Christian or Sikh....

Remember them all.

PS- We are paying a heavy price. The nation, the military, and each family and friend who has lost someone. I miss you my friends and comrades.

Atheist Haiku of the Month

that cat should DEFINITELY not be walking under there....(not sure why)

There is evidence

For all beliefs....if there's not

it's superstition

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Movie Reaction Edition.

Muhammed was NOT a jerk with no respect for life,
and to prove it we will act like jerkswith no respect for life!

Listen up Muslims

Insulting Islam hurts none

Relax and behave

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Father's Day Edition

I'm TRYING to choke him, but Jesus keeps turning it into hugs!

Love is NOT God's gift

It's a gift from my wife and son

God belittles that

PS- A belated Happy Father's day to all the dads out there!  Enjoy the love your family gives you.

Atheist Haiku of the Month-May 24 Edition

Don't fret about "god"

On your wild party weekends

Worry about you

HAVE FUN EVERYONE!!  And remember, if it doesn't hurt anyone, then it is no one's business what you do!

Peace

Atheist Haiku of the Month- God given morality?

No God?  Of course I wouldn't murder......but I might look at boobs more.

If God was not real

Would you rape, kill, or torture?

No. We'd act the same

Atheist Haiku of the Month- (Late) Valentines Edition

It's never as good when it is late...

HappyValentine's

Please don't thank God for your love

Thank your love for it

PS- I love you Carla

Atheist Haiku of the Month- New Years Edition

Just stay quiet and we're all good

My resolution

Is "respect people" but their

Beliefs must work for it

Atheist Haiku of the Month-Christmas Edition

Many people say

That "Jesus is the Reason"

But he's not. Thank GOD!

PS-Have a great Holiday Season everyone!

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Remembrance Day Edition

Remember the lost
both sides, and theist or not
Today we're the same

PS- "Boots" we miss you dearly.  To everyone else that I have known and worked with who are lost to us now, to those who were unknown to me but whose families can never forget, and to those who gave their lives in conflicts long past.....We remember your sacrifice and the honourable difficulties of the life of a soldier.

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Science Edition

Some people still ARE monkeys

Man came from monkeys?!?

Dumb question. Man didn't, but...

Neither did monkeys.



Atheist Haiku of the Month- Canada Day/Independance Day 241 Edition

God keep our land? No!

It’s CANADIANS who keep

It strong and free, eh?

Nation under god?

That’s news to the Muslims and

And founding fathers

Atheist Haiku of the Month- Vicarious Redemption

If my son volunteers to let you punch him in the face, I'll forgive you.

He died to save us?

Who made that immoral rule?

God did it to us.

Atheist Haiku of the Month-

Will the 21st

Be the end of everything?

Ask me the next day.

Atheist Haiku of the Month- April Fool's Edition

Evidence for God

Is all around us and the

Bible's never wrong